Calico Sphinx


Calico Sphinx


19th & 20th century tiaras


Choco the Birman
(via jonnykim)


Choco the Birman

(via jonnykim)


My sweet little Suki. ♥
(submitted by missmarijane)


My sweet little Suki. ♥

(submitted by missmarijane)


Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please


Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

In second grade
We did an experiment with static electricity:
We rubbed balloons on our heads
And stuck them to walls.

And kissing you
Is kinda like that:
My hair sticks on ends,
I get shocked when I touch things,
And I want to tell you STUPID stuff.
Kissing you
Is a bundle of kittens
Colliding with my face
At point five miles an hour.

It’s like being shot by a dart gun,
Made of hummingbirds,
That shoots darts,
Made of humming birds.

And your lips are so soft
I cant actually tell when we’re touching,
Like braiding hair underwater,
or napping under a blanket filled with rainbows,
And clouds,
And your favorite books.

When you kiss me,
The cartoon devil and angel
On my shoulders
Climb into my ears,
Lick all my neurons,
And Start fucking
On my brain stem.

And if you were a
300 pound
Professional weight lifter,
And I were Kia Sorento,
You could drag me ANYWHERE.

Kissing you is patient
and impossibly slow,
Like peeling paint of a wall
With glittery sticker;
or cooking a turkey with a lighter.

You remind me of the time when in
Second grade
Bethany Hobcurk
Called me a freak-face
And stabbed me in the arm with a pencil,
‘Cause kissing you is kinda like that:
And will probably end in disfigurement,
But baby,
Bring on the facial scars
And lead poisioning.
‘Cause when you kiss me,
You are dangling me off a bridge
By my belt.

You are the screen door of my childhood,
All teeth and swinging,
So full of holes you can
Never keep anything in.

You are every black eye,
You are a semi truck,
and I am a turtle,
With two broken legs,
And a broken heart.

You are illegal fireworks, Falling downstairs together.
Driving on four flat tires,
Playing Frisbee at night,
with a saw blade.

Kissing you is like
Falling out of a 37 story window,
Exploding into a cloud of robins,
And reappearing on the ground
With my mouth full of feathers.

And when I can’t kiss you,
I try to find static electricity
In my apartment
I did around in wall sockets,
I change light bulbs with my teeth,
And I make out with the toaster.

And I know we’ve only been seeing each other
For a couple of weeks,
But baby,
When you kiss me,
I can’t remember my middle name,
Which foot is my left foot.

So come over tonight
We’ll shuffle around the apartment
In our socks,
And we’ll let out lips
Drift toward each other,
Like tectonic plates
Made of kittens.

- Neil Hilborn "Static Electricity"

How to color eggs with onion shells.



This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.


i also like how carlos does not specialise 

he’s just a scientist 

his degree is science his field is science 



(Sergey Chernov)


(Sergey Chernov)



Fiber Optic Dress by Natalina

A DRESS I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR all day every day

Dragon Age: Origins, A Summary

  • Duncan: Fucking Blight
  • Warden: Fucking darkspawn
  • Loghain: Fucking Wardens
  • Morrigan: Fucking homicidal mother
  • Sten: Fucking humans
  • Zevran: Fucking Crows
  • Shale: Fucking pigeons
  • Leliana: Fucking Marjolaine
  • Oghren: Fucking women
  • Dog: CAKE
  • Alistair: I don't know what's going on.
  • Wynne: Come listen to me lecture you about your life choices
  • Everyone: No
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